Don't ask why (no I'm not a crazy stalker), but I have a collection of some quotes from Rasmus Lerdorf, creator of PHP, and here they are! If you happen across a cool one I don't have here, send it to me.
I get the feeling that Rasmus doesn't like Internet Explorer too much. How about you?
"It is not named php-4_0_0_tar.tar, your browser is too stupid to get the name right. What are you using? IE?"
"This is your silly web browser doing that. The file is correctly named."
"The file is a gzipped tar file. Your browser is playing tricks with you and trying to be smart."
"Because you are using a crappy browser from home."
"That's your browser screwing up. Has nothing to do with us. Use a real browser instead of that IE crap."
